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We're trying to foster a great gaming community, so in participating you're helping us do that, and we love you for it. Unless, of course, you're one of these guys:

JERKS, ELITISTS, AND RACISTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED 

Unfortunately, there are too many people out there that lack any sort of common sense, so we'd like to hereby state some ground rules on what we definitely don't want to see on the blogs. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you'd like to file a complaint against a user. We will respect your privacy and investigate the matter as soon as possible.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU BREAK A RULE

The poster will be warned by email after the first offense. If there is a second occurrence, the poster will be banned from Destructoid indefinitely and his/her IP will be blocked. Banned users may appeal the block by contacting the Destructoid Community Manager via email. 

OUR USAGE GUIDELINES - EASY AND OBVIOUS

1. Don't haze or hate on new users (see Rule 5). Remember when you were new? Treat newcomers with the same respect we afforded you. Please don't cause unnecessary drama -- Destructoid is a community, not a clique.

2. The Community Blogs are open to all user-generated content with the exception of sexism, porn, homophobia and racism, all of which will be removed immediately without consulting the poster beforehand. No questions asked. Expect a swift kick in the ass from our staff.

3. If you feel that you need to put profanity in the titles of your posts, please censor yourself and don't be a f*cking *sshole about it. Remember, your story titles appear on the sidebar of our home page. Title aside, you can use profanity within the body of the post; however we encourage you to use your good judgment in its use.

4. Don't flood the C-Blogs with inside jokes, one-word/one-sentence posts, and other nonsense that might be considered trolling or spamming. Put actual effort into your posts. Repeated spamming of pictures or words will likely earn you a warning from the Community Manager as well (and your blogging privileges may be suspended temporarily). The best advice on this is best summed up in a short and sweet manner: Don't be a dick.

5. Causing drama, being a negative douche bag, inciting spam wars in the comments and creating multiple accounts are also grounds for banning (etc).

6. Please do not post content and label it as "Official Destructoid [WHATEVER]". This goes for reviews, contests, IRC channels, Ventrilo, Counter-Strike servers, WoW guilds, etc. You are welcome to run any type of event or contest on your personal blog that you would like, so long as it could not be mistaken for an editorial feature of the same type. In other words, we don't want to deal with any legal trouble if somebody confuses what you're doing as official Dtoid work. While we appreciate people's enthusiasm, often times the shit hits the fan and people will come complaining to us about something we have no involvement in. We're a small company -- don't create extra work for us!

7. Don't copy and paste other people's work and pass it off as your own content. Summarize what you want to use and give proper credit/linkage. Otherwise, this may be perceived as plagiarism, and you could find yourself in legal trouble. We do our best not to throw you to the wolves, but don't put us in that position or lawyers may eat you, including ours.

8. Obviously, people can and will still find some way of sucking while abiding by these rules, so this list will continue to grow as need be. Above all, you can avoid the ban-hammer by acting responsibly, being respectful, and so on.

9. If you desire to post spoilers, then please make it clear in the title and beginning of your post that you are posting spoilers. Also, do not post spoilers in the comments in other peoples posts without a warning. People who are caught posting spoilers in a malicious way will be banned.

10. User generated contests are OK, but please don't tell users to spam the Community Blogs or Forums as part of the contest. Please keep the contest contained in the contest blog post. 

11. Above all else: HAVE FUN! DON'T FAIL/SUCK!

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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 00:37
Aerox
God I love you Hamsa.

<3 <3 <3 <3
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 00:40
LarkOhiya
I'll haze the old users and you.
EternalDarkWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 00:43
EternalDarkWing
CTZ you're breaking the last rule of the post.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 00:43
tsunamikitsune
Well said, Hamsa.

Does this mean Necros will be not be tolerated? :P
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 00:44
Buster
the "DON'T SUCK!" rule isnt being enforced in this post :(

also there should be a rule that no one can ever talk any good about cammy, cuase he(see what i did there) is garbage
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 01:45
Bob Muir
But flaming people makes the cold winter months livable.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 03:20
Samit Sarkar
C-blogs are cereal business.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 03:26
Pangloss
Necros, it's no longer winter (unless you live on the bottom of the world like Macca or something) so this is a perfect time to cut down on flaming. This also means you need to curtail your cross-burning activities for a while.

Hamza, you forgot rule #10: PARTY HARD!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 10:21
wardrox
Good job, hopefully people will take note.

MOAR WIN LESS FAIL PLS

:)
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 10:52
bloodylip
Shit. No racism? Necros is banned, for sure.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 11:25
Yashoki
Whats this about not sucking now? I smell irony
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 15:59
HarassmentPanda
Yay for rules!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 16:40
Cheeburga
Well I know a few people who break these.
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/29/2008 16:47
Puppetpallmich
rule 1-6 vs rule 9 = divide by 0?
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2008 00:11
Darren Nakamura
This is now the official Dtoid comment on Hamza's new CBlog rules.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:32
Snaileb
News to me.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:49
BigPopaGamer
I like these rules. Hope I don't get banned before I get used to following them.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 08:04
Hitogoroshi
*claps*
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/04/2008 12:10
vexed alex
I AM FOLLOWING THE RULES!

LOVE ME!
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2008 16:30
Geoff
THANK THE FUCKING LORD HAMSA NOW I DON'T HAVE TO FLAME OTHERS TO GET THEM TO SHUT UP
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/09/2008 10:44
Artemus
Rules are made to be broken.
;)
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/28/2008 09:06
blehman
Wait....when did this happen?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/19/2008 17:49
king3vbo
Shouldnt DONT SUCK be rule 1?
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2008 15:52
PaperBowser0
Okay, I promise I won't suck, just for you. ;)
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2008 19:36
Kryptinite
Why is this the first time I'm seeing this?
PaperBowser0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 17:39
PaperBowser0
Because they just re-did the whole site with new pages, images, and overall look is better. They probably just thought that now was a good time since they were re-doing a lot of things to put up some rules so that there aren't A LOT of ass holes here.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 19:56
savagesaladin
Most of the assholes are at Kotaku. The worst kind. Stuck up pricks that eat their own farts.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2008 00:43
Brian Szabelski
Buster
03/29/2008 00:44
the "DON'T SUCK!" rule isnt being enforced in this post :(

also there should be a rule that no one can ever talk any good about cammy, cuase he(see what i did there) is garbage

There should be a rule where Buster is banned for saying that. :p
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/28/2008 14:22
CypherVR
*stares*
Hollie Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 11:59
Hollie Bennett
someone needs a good hazing.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2008 13:53
RICHARD BLOCKER
I reserve my right as an American to suck.
Createas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2008 05:35
Createas
http://www.filmizle.eu
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2008 14:21
MATTFOO
rule 1-6 vs rule 9 = divide by 0?
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2008 02:48
nebones
YAY
mr spooky's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2008 21:39
mr spooky
That will fall on him.
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 18:22
KidKobun
It also exploits my username and password.
KidKobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2009 18:22
KidKobun
It also hands out my username and password.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/22/2009 08:26
garison
I don't know why I haven't commented on this post yet .
amplifiedshock's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 03:02
amplifiedshock
Love this!
gamerdude1's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2009 21:26
gamerdude1
WHERE AM I?????
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2009 22:43
Kryptinite
I just wanted to say hi again :O
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2009 18:40
Vigilante8
Why can't I edit one of my comments? like this wrong comment post

I made a mistake and posted the wrong bbcode for the image ( two times... )...ok, I sucked...but why can't I fix it?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2009 14:29
Naim Master
Oh , the irony !
joshhest's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/07/2009 07:41
joshhest
Hmm...people are still posting on this.

People like me...
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/05/2009 12:46
Bob Muir
Just checking in to let you know I love you.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 05:53
pl0x kthanxbai
where is rule 34?
Cor E's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/16/2009 08:43
Cor E
"JERKS, AND ELITISTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!" So why hasn't Jim been fired?
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/07/2010 13:06
blehman
Hmmmm, this post seems to attract the spammers...

Also, longcat, NEVAR FORGET.
butway's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2010 20:56
butway
thank alot for sharing. this article realy great
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